Dear Mr. Creeper,
Although I am happy to be in your country that does not mean that I am happy to be with you.
Just because I am polite to you please do not take that as a sign of anything. Since I am new to your country I am trying to be as courteous as possible, so at times I know our cultural subtleties get masked. Therefore I am writing to you to let you know how I really feel.
No, I do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter how many cows you could give me, I still do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter that you can make me a citizen of Rwanda, I still do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter that you offer me your more attractive friend, I still do not want to marry him.
and finally, No, I do not want to marry you.
Now I know this might have been hard for you to understand so don't worry, I will just keep rejecting all your offers.
from,
this white girl
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2 comments:
How many cows can he give you??
my friend spent a semester in ghana and said told me that once when she rejected a random marriage offer, the guy proceeded to headbutt her. stay on your toes.
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