Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Mr. Creeper

Dear Mr. Creeper,

Although I am happy to be in your country that does not mean that I am happy to be with you.
Just because I am polite to you please do not take that as a sign of anything. Since I am new to your country I am trying to be as courteous as possible, so at times I know our cultural subtleties get masked. Therefore I am writing to you to let you know how I really feel.

No, I do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter how many cows you could give me, I still do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter that you can make me a citizen of Rwanda, I still do not want to marry you.
No, it does not matter that you offer me your more attractive friend, I still do not want to marry him.
and finally, No, I do not want to marry you.

Now I know this might have been hard for you to understand so don't worry, I will just keep rejecting all your offers.

from,
this white girl

2 comments:

Unknown said...

How many cows can he give you??

Unknown said...

my friend spent a semester in ghana and said told me that once when she rejected a random marriage offer, the guy proceeded to headbutt her. stay on your toes.