Mr. Frog

So tonight(Monday), mister frog was back in the house. No I have not named him, nor will I, so don't ask me what his name is or what I will name him. Mister frog and I are not friends. He seems to think that my house is his house. I've driven him out three times, but evidentally he still is not getting the memo, cause he comes back.
Now many of you might say why worry about the frog. Well I will tell you why. Yes I know that he can't 'hurt' me, but really he can. First of all, the lizards that chill in the house also eat bugs, and they scadatol when I come near. Not so with mister frog. Second of, he is a lurker. He hides in the shadows so when I open the door to my hallway and before I make it to the lightswitch in my bedroom he is there. And sometimes if the shadow is just right I miss him till I am right on top of him. And he doesn't move. He stays in my way. I make noise. He stays. Sometimes he even comes towards me. Obviously this can't work out between us and he has to go. So once again I chase him out with the broom(which is not as easy as it would seem). But somehow he managed to get in before, so I'm sure in a few days I will see him again. Finally, the third reason why he has to go, I don't like the fact that he reminds that he can slip into the house somehow, cause if he can, what else can.. I'm just saying.